Today, I've got some great jokes for you...yes, all about cupcakes!
Q: How many cupcakes does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they just wait for the little girl to notice her Easy Bake Oven isn't working.
A cupcake goes in for a checkup and the doctor tells him, "you're totally unhealthy. You need to cut back on your intakes of eggs, butter, and sugar." To which the cupcake says, "doc, how am I supposed to do that? I'm a cupcake!" So the doctor ate him.
Q: Why did the cupcake major in hotel and restaurant management?
A: It wanted to be a Hostess.
Q: Why did the cupcake buy Rogaine?
A: He thought he was losing his sprinkles.